I want a free puppy, please and thank you.

I am a 13 year old who is in need of a furry friend to lick me back with joy and be my baby and best friend forever. I love animals so much that I would do anything for them. I love animals with all of my heart and I go through a lot and I need company and comfort sometimes and I don’t have anyone for that. I don’t have a phone or anything so sorry if I don’t reply back quick or in a day. I don’t bring my school iPad home and I am on my iPad at school all the time looking at puppies. I have no money and I need there to be no price, I need them to be free.